Ritt Momney & the Who Cares? Ritt Momney is a computer generated zombie piss fuck. Tucked high in trees, he dreams of setting free his demons all days. Who are the Who Cares? WHO CARES? Seriously, who cares? Why do you even come to places like this anyways? And who the fuck are you really? Ritt Momney received a Nintendo 3DS for Yom Kippur from his niece. He started to use the device's ambivalence as a medium to express his heterosexual poetry. He's all about heterosexual poetry. Seriously.