Wax Bull

Members
C. Vularski Brak
City
Lafayette, Indiana
About

Formed in 2005, in an attempt to make funny joke, Greg, Brad, Kirk, Peter, and Steve all agreed they had been working hard on a musical project. They hadn't. It was a lie. After some alcoholic beverages, the eager beaver WES DEBOY agreed to record a song they hadn't been working on. Thus, the first EP was created by the late and great MR. DEBOY.

Greg and Brad went on to be the soul (typo on purpose) members of the joke group, and carried on the tradition by playing local shows in Lafayette completely done in improv style fashion. Most people thought the duo were mentally challenged so they let them play more shows. A lot of people in the small town of Lafayette (population of 1,532) had not heard of experimental music which they were parodying, and so they assumed they were mentally handicapped.

Their fame heightened and so did their genitalia. Greg signed a recording contract with Boner Records, without consulting Brad first, and the hit "Christ Megazord" was recorded by then washed up actor WES DEBOY.

"They really pulled me out of a rough time. That time was 3:30 p.m. I'm usually really tired around that time, but Greg gave me some Mass X and I felt much better." - WES DEBOY

Greg started doing drugs. And I mean a lot of drugs. Drugs I haven't even heard of. Like a drug called Mass X. He took Mass X suppositories on an hourly basis. Brad was more into watching people have sex outdoors. That was his drug.

The two were at odds and wanted to take the band in different directions, but not literal lateral directions like South, North, East, and West. Finally, Greg recorded the last Wax Bull album in 2009, and the Best of Wax Bull was released in 2012. Many unreleased tracks will now be provided as Greg's daughter, Vampula, now owns his estate. Congratulations!

UPDATE: "The Bull" recorded a new album in December 2014, called...who really gives a fuck. These guys are idiots. Greg and Brad have reunited for a live show in 2016, and Greg's daughter, Vampula, was murdered last night. That's all.

 

Active Years
2005 – 2009
Genres
Experimental, Pop

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Albums

Dark Tunnel III: A Glimpse of Self Rasterisation

9 songs

 First album in more than 5 years. 

Apollo (Lee)
1:22
Poseidon (Jordache)
4:31
Black Elvis (Guess)
4:16
Zeus (Docker)
4:10
Artemis (Bugle Boy)
5:12
Dionysus (Mudd)
4:44
Athena (Levi)
4:09
Hermes (JNCO)
3:26
Ares (Baby Phat)
2:45

Opium Mask

16 songs

Morning Comes
2:07
Still Your Friend
2:57
Christ Megazord
4:59
Maybe I'm a Fool (Demo)
2:16
The Early Christians
5:40
Saint Anders Fall
3:24
No Drums
2:14
Until You Die Da Da Da
3:42
Jesus Legs
3:55
Queen LaQueefa
5:29
Punishment Corner
2:35
Sleepless Author
4:35
No Light
2:30
Whistle in the Wind
3:07
The Morning Eel
3:35
Allan James (Demo)
5:41

Manslide EP

3 songs

manslide
11:30
soft distortion
7:36
gummy berzzz
6:13

Shit Storm 2006 Pt. 1

55 songs

01 Japan (99 Ways To Sunday)
0:17
02 Japan (Backwards Talking)
0:11
03 Japan (Backwards Bells)
0:16
04 Japan (More Of The Same)
0:45
05 Japan (The Journey Begins)
0:28
06 Japan (Brad's Pillow)
1:58
07 Japan (The Taxi Ride)
1:31
08 Japan (Climbing The Mountain)
1:08
09 Japan (Meeting With The Sex Gods)
0:59
10 Japan (Stabbed In The Back With A
0:49
11 Japan (Shit Storm On The Rise)
0:22
12 Japan (The Dramatic Climax)
1:47
13 Japan (The Coughing Cyclops Ghost
0:50
14 Japan (That's A Jungle Cock)
1:01
15 Japan (The Loss Of A Good Friend)
0:25
16 Japan (The Sex Trade Dies)
0:12
17 Japan (Mr. Frost Greets The Warmt
0:38
18 Japan (Cherry Blossoms In Bloom)
1:50
19 Japan (Brad Vs. The Pillow Monste
0:31
20 Japan (Shit Storm 2006_ Rise Of T
0:48
21 Japan (Funny Shit TV Hour)
0:25
22 Japan (Washer Meets Dryer)
0:50
23 Japan (The Harlem Globtrotters)
1:08
24 Saint Anders Fall (Ending)
0:33
25 The Rocks Have Hit The Atlas
0:15
26 Sick Cycle
0:06
27 The Story Of
0:14
28 Jansen (High School Wigga)
0:06
29 Jansen (Hit A Deer)
0:48
30 Jansen (The Loss Of Innocence)
0:37
31 Jansen (The All-Star Quarterback)
0:30
32 Jansen (Impregnating The World)
0:26
33 Jansen (Please Don't Do It)
1:02
34 Jansen (Tragedy Strikes)
1:40
35 Jansen (Get On The Dance Floor)
1:06
36 Jansen (In The Whirlwind Of Lulu)
0:45
37 Jansen (Thunderstorms And Birds)
0:24
38 I'm Trying To Eat A Sandwich
0:44
39 The Limits Of Westernization
0:09
40 Bacon Pt. 1
1:12
41 Bacon Pt. 2
1:38
42 Bacon Pt. 3
1:10
43 Ringin' In My Ears
0:08
44 Ensephalitis (The Grass Eats The
2:03
45 Ensephalitis (Spring Basement Jam
1:37
46 Ensephalitis (Return To Nature)
0:46
47 Ensephalitis (Ending Of Grover Cl
1:47
48 Wires Bend Waves
0:10
49 Street Lemurs
0:10
50 You Ate My Bike Pt. 1
2:01
51 Hal Jordan
0:12
52 You At My Bike Pt. 2
2:29
53 Fool Gush In
0:06
54 Birds Chirp For Death
0:26
55 Wax Bull Visits The Countryside W
0:23

Shit Storm 2006 Pt. 2

42 songs

56 Wes Deboy (Likes The Man Cock)
0:22
57 Wes Deboy (Shitty Car)
0:06
58 Wes Deboy (Snazzy Dresser)
1:01
59 Wes Deboy (The Claps Of Butt Sex
0:14
60 Wes Deboy (We Have More Myspace F
6:25
61 Wes Deboy (The Aftermath)
0:08
62 Wes Deboy (Sweet Departure)
0:06
63 Wes Deboy (Spit It Out)
0:06
64 Wes Deboy (The Eureka Bone)
0:11
65 Sleeping Enemies
0:19
66 A Song For Xenu
1:44
67 Denver Heat
0:12
68 Battle Toads
0:17
69 Electric Pissycat Vs. The Thunder
0:34
70 The Forty-Second Song
0:40
71 Peer Pressure
0:07
72 Placard Binge
0:12
73 The Aphenos Demon
0:12
74 Lemon Lime Slime
0:06
75 Gracious Beak
0:06
76 Weekend At Jimmy's
0:06
77 Grace Be Gone
0:06
78 Peter Licker
0:10
79 Sleep Monkey Sleep
0:06
80 Desert Track
0:11
81 Pickles And Relish
0:11
82 Strom Goes Wild
0:18
83 The
0:06
84 Let's Go Kill A Cow And Eat Its R
0:46
85 Bitches Do What
0:13
86 Whatever
0:06
87 Discovery Zone Meltdown
0:06
88 Beaver Seeks White Female
0:12
89 Reptile In The Cloudz
0:14
90 Jungle Maize
0:08
91 Medowlark Lemon
0:06
92 Jump Rope Suicide
0:17
93 House Party 3
0:12
94 Germaphobe
0:20
95 Pumpkin Eater
0:22
96 Liminal Minds Think Dislike
0:07
97 HIV In Hi-Fi
0:11

Social Networking

6 songs

Monster Mash
6:00
Until You Die Da Da Da
3:42
Millepede Galosh
4:19
Drugged Celebrity
6:31
Social Blanket
3:51
Freakout
10:13

The Bull is Dead in the Night

9 songs

The Kokomo Hum
5:18
Queen LaQueefa
5:29
Dreamt I Was a Catatat
3:41
Bad Purception
4:09
People Talking
3:59
The Morning Eel
3:35
Tiger Tooth
6:50
The Sea Song
4:39
Ted Dansen
7:35

Sunshine Circus EP

4 songs

Welcome to the Sunshine Circus
1:42
Mandy's Verbal Masturbation
1:34
German Fellatio
1:28
We Are All Monolithic Creatures
2:10

Worm XVC

14 songs

Worst Tasting Envelope
4:25
Winter Campfire
4:27
Savory Sacks
1:57
Fuck You, Jim
5:07
Johnny Appleseed
2:53
Drew Deboy's Mystical Journey
5:52
Poor Me
4:15
Morning Comes
2:07
Herman's Head
3:40
Ahh! Real Monsters
3:23
I Live For Live (Daniel Johnston Cover)
2:53
Slippery Slope
4:58
Sleepless Author
4:35
Worm XVC (The Last Song)
5:27

The Graveyard Dogs

14 songs

The Graveyard Dogs
3:29
Livin' the Dream
2:46
Ghost Pony
3:08
No Light
2:30
Whiskey
1:24
Pig Gay Big
3:58
Oh Daryl
2:50
Things You'll Miss
1:44
You Can Have It All (Yo La Tengo Cover)
4:42
No Drums
2:14
Jered's Blood
3:44
Sinking into My Love
3:24
Arizona
2:00
Dick Milk
8:10

Throwin' Up Rainbows

10 songs

the early christians
5:40
the banana massacre of 1928
0:53
kirk barrios in uganda
4:47
cat cry pt. 1
4:05
cat cry pt. 2
2:14
inaccuracies of dreams
5:25
aaron day
3:38
whispers in the wind
3:07
variety of sin
6:53
ally alleyway
3:50

At Least It's Better Than The New Modest Mouse Album

14 songs

death house
5:49
oh my goddamn
4:09
japan (brad's pillow)
1:37
you've got a good thing
2:15
airplane glue
4:58
hungry in hungary
5:03
go down_so slow
2:04
warick davis
4:52
ga ga emily
9:47
saint anders fall
3:24
we were on a trip
1:41
always dreaming
21:41
the elysian fields
3:45
jesus legs
3:55

Marlenista EP

8 songs

trout prince
2:12
the morning eel
3:33
dry summit national
0:47
sort like track 83
0:40
hey brother
3:58
god's voice
0:26
your breath is
5:37
cuntry march
0:24

Jesus Beast

9 songs

down with downs
2:46
beauty on a budget
3:56
punishment corner
2:35
leaving japan (sex butterfly)
12:09
gentle giant
11:13
anything later
5:30
the early christians
5:38
jesus beast
4:58
aaron day
3:36

You Ate My Bike EP

1 song

you ate my bike pt 1-4
7:17

Miscellaneous Bull Vol. 1

11 songs

christ megazord (final studio version)
5:01
malice for alice (live edited verson)
5:01
oh daryl (grandma version)
3:50
evangelical (pre-fives oaks version)
2:37
musical, critical (i heard the owl call my name version)
2:08
britney spears (slippery slope version)
2:29
a flattery of science (i heard the owl call my name version)
3:41
the walls are leaking colors (pre-five oaks version)
3:58
your breath is (original bob dylan version)
5:39
jesus beast (demo)
5:00
hospital (demo)
5:15

Miscellaneous Bull Vol. 2

11 songs

anything later (original instrumental demo)
5:30
bitchfork_hey brother (demo)
5:38
allan james (demo)
5:41
down with downz (five oaks demo)
0:59
fall out boy (demo)
2:43
maybe i'm a fool (demo)
2:16
sea song (demo)
2:48
gimmick breeze (demo)
4:28
flea market montgomery (demo)
2:33
anything later (alternate version w_ vocals)
5:30
the walls are leaking colors (alternate version)
3:55

Miscellaneous Bull Vol. 3

11 songs

happy b-day (deluxe remix)
4:44
mareyezine o aye (ga ga emily remix)
5:31
wollem a si gos (c. vularski original)
5:00
ocean scene #3 (c. vularski original)
3:50
drew deboy's mystical journey (original live demo)
2:45
good lovin' outside (animal collective cover)
6:29
for your convenience (original instrumental demo)
3:48
you've got a good thing (original instrumental demo)
2:07
christ megazord (alternate take with guitar)
4:59
prank phone call jason
4:28
prank phone call jason 2
3:00