This is a band, a band that plays music. This band started playing its music in 2003 with a man named Chuck playing drums with noodles and the other noodles. Then, a man named Matt came and decided that he would play drums instead. At that point, a man named Gym broke into the practice space and started making noises with his mouth, and, when he ran out of those noises, started making noises with other things. So, there you have it: Lukewarm Bodies (at best).

JOHN ZEPS = noodles. DAVE LAWSON = the other noodles. GYM STOFFER = makes noise with whatever. MATT VANKERSEN = drums and such.